Hey dudes, it’s me! Sonic!

This place seems pretty tubular, but be careful of those drugs! Way past cool! Aww yeah! Righteous! Radical! Sex with your dad! Woo!

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I hear you’re pretty fast, but are you fast enough to fill my heart with the transcendent love sufficient to drown the terror of being but briefly?

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When I feel blue, I run! Exercise is way past cool! But remember, the best drug of all is adrenochrome!

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