I’m not your therapist, but are you doing alright? How are things going in life? Do you want to talk about it?
These aren’t like the IELTS prep classes I took as a kid. It’s an English class to improve comprehension and understanding for like middle school or high school students that have been learning English since kindergarten, much like the English classes you would have taken in school as a native speaker. They’re really not looking for a ton of teaching experience either, as there are like 2 billion or more people trying to learn and master English. These programs will hire just about anyone with a high school diploma and a pulse, send you off with a plane ticket, and put you in housing. Turns out there aren’t a ton of native English speakers from the Anglosphere that are willing and eager to pick up their life and move to Vietnam or Morocco for $12,000 per year, plus housing. If you don’t have a lot going on, you absolutely can just go do it, for real, and it’s a great way to learn the language of the land yourself.
Welp. I can’t say I have a ton else really going on for me right now. Maybe flinging myself to some remote corner of the planet for 2 years to teach English isn’t the most horrendous idea. What kind of program would I even need to sign up for to do this?
It depends on which country you’re in at the start, but generally just making a web search for something like, “Teach english in [country] with no degree” will get you started in the right direction. Japan and South Korea seem like really cool options, but they’re super flooded with applicants trying to live the weeb life or seeking certain cultural aspects that only really exist in anime or hentai, the huge applicant pool means those two usually only accept people with at least a bachelors degree in something vaguely relevant, the pay isn’t much better than it is in other countries so it doesn’t keep up with the higher cost of living, and you’re not exactly gonna get to live it up and see all the sights. You still work a job 5 days a week every week, so it’s really not a vacation.
I was considering doing this pretty heavily while debating whether or not I wanted to actually do grad school, and a friend who did actually teach English in Japan for 4 years after getting his Bachelor’s in Japanese talked me out of it.
Yeah I figured not Japan. I don’t care how much it pays, if I take that job it will brand me as a Weeb for the rest of my life. I personally don’t have much of a preference, honestly. If they need some random white guy with no credentials other than “Speaks a language” to put in some far off land for a bit of pay and board then sure, I’m down. What countries do you know that really need someone? If I had to choose I’d probably go for Mongolia but I’m open to about anything
