This effort will increase the number of hate crimes no doubt about that

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Its true! Xi was visiting the Wuhan lab and was bragging about his discus throwing skills, so when the scientists asked for a demonstration, he grabbed a nearby Petri dish and tossed it. It flew out the window. Xi turned around only to see all the scientists were staring at him in horror. When he asked why, it was revealed that the Petri dish he threw contained a new type of virus they were developing. As everyone rushed to the window to see where it had landed, they could only watch as someone who thought it was an oyster slurp up all of the material in it. Xi turned back to the scientists and uttered two words. “Uh oh”

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