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Mine doxxed me over a post some busybody made about a McDonald’s putting a sign up saying to stop stealing soap. I dared suggest that someone willing to bother stealing soap from McDonald’s probably needs it. Not like there’s a resale market

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Just pause for a minute and imagine where you are in life where stealing the soap from a McDonald’s is even remotely desirable. Then imagine the kind of ghouls that want to form a stakeout team to catch the McDonald’s Wet Bandit.

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I don’t have to imagine. If I needed soap and was using the bathroom at McDonald’s I’m taking their soap instead of buying some still. The disposers are really easy to open. I’ve found Wendy’s toilet paper disposers have really flimsy plastic that you can bend enough to get the rolls out, those bigass TP roles last a long time too.

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I was specifically thinking of like a grimy bottle with a pump head. I swear in my mind I even imagined some still having a bar of soap sitting at the counter. I guess what I’m saying is that Covid has warped my mind and made me forget what any bathroom that isn’t mine has inside of it.

I think you can easily make over 100k and still think about pocketing a roll of toilet paper in a pinch every now and then. At the very least unrolling like the whole thing and stuffing the wad in a backpack or something.

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