I was specifically thinking of like a grimy bottle with a pump head. I swear in my mind I even imagined some still having a bar of soap sitting at the counter. I guess what I’m saying is that Covid has warped my mind and made me forget what any bathroom that isn’t mine has inside of it.

I think you can easily make over 100k and still think about pocketing a roll of toilet paper in a pinch every now and then. At the very least unrolling like the whole thing and stuffing the wad in a backpack or something.