Go fucking download tiktok, right now. I know, the shit is ridiculous, but trust me, okay?
Then, you’re gonna watch all the videos you can find that even vaguely represent lefty ideas, okay? The algorithm will fucking lock you the fuck in after like an hour.
And then just scroll.
Look at all these beautiful little zoomers out here fucking raging against the machine. White, black, cis, trans, fucking deep south, new York Jew, hippie van travelling, what the fuck ever.
The kids are alright, man. We got a shot.
Just like, don’t look at anything else for a while, cuz the algorithm will also force you into white nationalism if you let it
But then the CPC would have all my data and shit and as an American that really really frightens me! What if they come bag me in the night and take me to a red site just because I posted a Winnie-the-Pooh meme on Reddit?
R*dditors actually believe this though, they’ll use apps the NSA has backdoors to but not Chinese ones because they think that the seeseepee having their info is somehow worse despite them living in America because they’ll get shipped off in the middle of the night because Xi himself was offended by some meme they posted.
I got a Huawei phone for the specific purpose of Xi getting all my personal details.
Huawei has some really neat stuff going on rn. HarmonyOS looks crazy, it’s mostly android on phones, linux on computers, and lightOS for watches and similar smart gear but they have a whole layer on top that interfaces with everything else running one of the “harmonyOSes”.
