As a Good Leftist, am I not allowed to eat a vegan hot dog on the Fourth of July? :Bwaaa: :liberty-weeping:
Fourth of July? You mean the official holiday of Makin’ Shit Explode AND I Just Want To Grill guys?
Fourth of July is unironically my favorite holiday it fucking rocks. Christmas gets spoiled by the religiosity the way my family celebrates but there’s no America worship at our fourth parties.