Mfw I see Americans call trainers “sneakers

Mfw I see Americans call a rumpus festivity “a party

Mfw I see Americans call mumsy dearest “mom

Mfw I see Americans call a rumpus dumpus "diarrhoea"

Mfw I see American ladies call powdering one’s nose “going to the rest room

Mfw I see Americans call the magical wrist imp “a watch

Mfw I see Americans call spunkus expelliarmus “ejaculate

Mfw I see Americans call a pocket sprocket "a cell phone"

Mfw I see Americans call bummsy warmsicles “thermal shorts

Mfw I see Americans call yellow juice nobsicles “corn

Mfw I see Americans call a roly-poly steam powered pony “a train

Mfw I see Americans call rumpus flatulence “the president

Mfw I see Americans call the electoral college “democracy

Mfw I realise my country is the USA’s concubine

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