Well yes I’d really like an unironic tank actually, but you get it
Also a lot of these are fucking awful trucks. Stuff like the Chevy Avalanche makes it so clear that it’s not actually about carrying cargo, but because you need a big vroom vroom to feel like a man and SUVs are for women. Nevermind that you only need the power twice a year to haul your $30,000 trailer to a glorified parking lot with a fire pit that’s a half hour drive away.
The best cars are the ones that couple together in long lines and are towed along rails.
Station wagons and hatchbacks do everything SUVs do without the horrible gas mileage or danger to pedestrians. There is no reason to have such a high ride height and tall grille.