All I hear from people is that evolution makes it so that having kids makes your meat computer squirt good chemicals. But idk, given how much hard work and money they cost i feel like I could get the same high from heroin with less effort.

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you literally are your parents

damn this is deep bro, pass the blunt.

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I’m responding to a “I’m a depressed leftist who has anger towards my parents for making me exist” post.

I don’t know how to raise a teenager’s consciousness without telling them things most people figure out in the first few attempts at getting high.

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new type of male just dropped, the one who is both his mom and his dad lmfao

if you masturbate, does that mean you are jerking off both your parents simultaneously? :thinking-about-it:

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What a weird place to take this idea. Inspires a chuckle. Not much else.

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bruh 7 hour old account :thinking-about-it:

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Chimera male - he lives without boundaries

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