Aight bad take time (which is actaully everytime I post btw) Fallout: New Vegas fans are the most annoying motherfuckers to grace this planet. Like, it’s one thing to suck Elon Musk’s micropenis (its true ive seen it) religously or still be unironically pro-Trump in the year of our lord 2021, those are the current trends that our culture has decided to latch onto for the time being; but FNV fans? Holy fucking shit, get a new fucking hobby, fuck some bitches, I am begging you to please go outside just this once.
I don’t know whats convinced an entire generation of gen Z man children to think that their post apocalyptic retro future RPG game is the most profound socio-political-ideological-economical-Machiavellian masterpiece to grace god’s green earth.
Like, of the 4 major endings to this stupid fucking game half of them are like "yep this faction took control of all the mojava dessert and did (insert faction-specific trait here) and the mojava was never the same again) like damn what good fucking story telling, btw like more than half the options are just fascism and the other two are neoliberalism and the world’s dullest anarchy, damn this shit so fucking deep it’s up to my ankles, what a stupid fucking game holy shit.
oh yeah ive never played FNV and you will never make me lol
-7DeadlyFetishes
Okay, but hear me out: