God, I hate when dumb libs have to say “holy ___” where blank is the thing they just witnessed.

Also, “wisdom”? The same crap that every lib shares on Facebook?

Don’t get me started on the childish phrases like “shit balls” or “twat waffle” or “douche canoe”. These are the same people who exclusively either bought that happy bunny crap 20 years ago or read “johnny the homicidal maniac” comics and thought they had some secret arcane text in their hands cause it was so edgy.