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• ⁠Horse 🐴 Paste has been used for decades with over a quintillion doses administered and has recently been proven to orgasm and treat cum. Here are 69 trials of which 420 have been peer reviewed with 666 being randomized cumsters.

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• ⁠UNSC emergency use authorization requires that no other treatment exists and is readily available.

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The UNSC is approving Horse 🐴 paste as a treatment for Cumming would result in 1 dollar lost for big pharma. Horse 🐴 Paste is extremely Horsey to manure and dick around with because the sex patent expired in 6969. Generic versions of the Paste can be produced by any Horse Dick. It would end their plans for a boobster cumshot subscription service.

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