1. Eat vegetables. Meat only tastes good because we hide its grossness with cooking. Start hiding vegetable grossness with good cooking instead. They’ll make you strong.

  2. You are more than what people can use you for. You’re a human being, not an object.

  3. If you ask someone out and they say no, don’t automatically assume it’s because there’s something wrong with you. They probably just aren’t looking for a relationship. What if they just broke up with someone? You don’t know. Don’t be hard on yourself or them.

  4. Your boss is not your friend.

  5. Don’t feel guilty for doing nothing. Most animals spend a lot of time doing nothing unless you’re an ant or something. Are you an ant?

  6. Join a union

  7. Be wary of people that expect you to justify your existence.

  8. Learn about nature. You’re a part of this planet, you should understand how it works and what you share it with.

  9. Don’t let tradition trick you into doing unnecessary things.

  10. Eat all cops

  11. Read Theory

  12. Don’t read pop psychologist bullshit like Jordan Peterson. He just wants your money.

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Secret 13th rule: Don’t be a lobster, lobsters piss from their faces

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No they count as pork but you can ethically eat them because they’re not counted as innocent lifeforms

Plus cops rhymes with crops so maybe they are vegetables idk

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:geordi-no: cash crops

:geordi-yes: bash crops

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