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Eat vegetables. Meat only tastes good because we hide its grossness with cooking. Start hiding vegetable grossness with good cooking instead. They’ll make you strong.
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You are more than what people can use you for. You’re a human being, not an object.
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If you ask someone out and they say no, don’t automatically assume it’s because there’s something wrong with you. They probably just aren’t looking for a relationship. What if they just broke up with someone? You don’t know. Don’t be hard on yourself or them.
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Your boss is not your friend.
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Don’t feel guilty for doing nothing. Most animals spend a lot of time doing nothing unless you’re an ant or something. Are you an ant?
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Join a union
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Be wary of people that expect you to justify your existence.
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Learn about nature. You’re a part of this planet, you should understand how it works and what you share it with.
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Don’t let tradition trick you into doing unnecessary things.
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Eat all cops
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Read Theory
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Don’t read pop psychologist bullshit like Jordan Peterson. He just wants your money.
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Secret 13th rule: Don’t be a lobster, lobsters piss from their faces