Holy fuck, everything else aside, the fact that they think that every one who comes in for a coffee can should have the best moment of their day by doing so is one of the best condemnations of this capitalist hellhole I’ve seen in a while.

Forget making love to your partner, fulfilling yourself creatively, or engaging with transcendent artwork! The person who handed you your treats has had enough coke and/or indoctrination to have “infectious energy” while doing so! :agony-consuming: