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Fertility is the last thing I want, make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir

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make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir

MR.MCDONALD! I want my balls to be as plasticy and hollow as the balls in your bouncy ball play pit!

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Well, pee is already stored in them, so they’re on their way there

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It also causes heart disease :squidward-nervous:

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and the sun causes cancer :shrug-outta-hecks: feed me my cancer slop please giant mega-corp

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The thing is even if you don’t want kids, fertility is a marker for a lot of other health issues.

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yeah I know I was just making a joke, to be clear this sucks

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You should get one of those scrotal hot tubs

EDIT: Found it https://testicuzzi.com/

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