• Google taught me how to find any information I want, but now I have trouble memorizing anything.

• Tumblr taught me that anything can be horny. Anything.

• YouTube taught me about the grave threat that feminism poses to our civilization.

• Vine taught me that all good things must end.

• DeviantArt taught me to appreciate manga drawn by 10-year-olds.

• Blogger taught me to NEVER TRUST A GOOGLE PRODUCT

• Facebook taught me to hate. Mostly to hate my friends.

• Instagram taught me about Booba.

• Etsy taught me that you can get a hammer and sickle made out of anything for $10.

• Twitter taught me to dunk.

And I would want it literally any other way please help I need to develop an attention span and self-confidence.