Disarm cops, arm retail workers
Still remember the time I worked at CVS around Christmas Time and a lady came in twenty minutes to close, filled up two whole shopping carts with all the seasonal crap she could grab hands on and then proceeded to have me ring her out with like 10 different transactions so she could use all her coupons
Had me stuck there an extra hour because “I always do this when it’s late so I don’t hold anyone up” she said
“Ma’am, let’s just finish this up because it’s almost 11:00pm and I would like to go home”
“Oh don’t worry, we’ll all be home and happy soon enough”
:pain:
“Oh don’t worry, we’ll all be home and happy soon enough”
jesus fucking christ i want to murder her for you
Had me stuck there an extra hour because “I always do this when it’s late so I don’t hold anyone up” she said
Did you know you’re not a person? 🙃
That sucks comrade, wish you’d had your machete
