If someone really wanted to make the case that Cuba is a continent I’d hear them out

Well, you see … takes big puff from cigar :fidel-cool:

Here’s a picture of the Caribean continental plate. crickets start chirping outside the embassy

Here’s a NSFV picture of England, represented as the likeness of Queen Elizabeth II of House Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha. cricket noise intensifies

As you can see, Cuba is not even on the Caribean plate. Surprising, huh? :fidel-wut: crickets start chirping the guitar solo from November Rain

If Cuba isn’t even Caribean, and if you can’t spell Caribean without “bean” … crickets are now louder than a Boeing 747 during liftoff, intracranial pressure rises to unbearable levels

And if this is a continental breakfast and this is an English breakfast … cricket noise is now so unbearably loud that lights start to fade as Slash walks out of the embassy, ecstatically shredding away as a helicopter-mounted camera circles around him

… then it follows that CUBA IS NOT THE CONTINENT OF ENGLAND

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