in this comment chain we speculate what ghoul is going to be forced through in the next five hours by some never-before-seen fuckery
my vote’s on a franken-creature made from bits of Kissinger and some corpse parts of Alexander Stephens
This would be the funniest pick. I hope he starts wearing the old timey wig to go with his facial shrubbery.
They’d lose if they picked Cotton, they’re going to pick an anti-abortion woman.
Because 2020, my guess is that they stage a fake nomination of a fire-breathing conservative and quietly tell some vulnerable swing state senators to vote them down and demonstrate how moderate they are, with the intention of ramming through the person they really want immediately after the election. Then Trump narrowly loses the election and says “fuck it, I’m nominating Tiffany” in his concession speech. McConnell is forced to go along with it because she’s better than whoever Biden would pick.
