they have goldfish memories, my whole family is made up of these people. all he’d have to do is go out there and say some shit about gyna needing to pay for the pandemic and sleepy joe is too much of a pussy to do it and they’d lap it up lol

Donald runs on a democratic-republican unity ticket, libs vote blue no matter who, hogs vote for him thinking it’s a 20d epic gamer chess move, and he gets elected with the hugest support since ever.

and for shits and giggles his opponent is a Hillary-Romney unity ticket