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posted 3 years ago

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MaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.net

76 points

3 years ago

Imagine a traffic jam, But you are also stuck in an underground hole too.

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DivineChaos100 [none/use name]@hexbear.net

51 points

3 years ago

Now imagine one of those Teslas catches fire while everyone is trapped in the tunnel.

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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net

50 points

3 years ago

:elmofire:

Honestly it’s only a matter of time. Part of me is horrified by the thought, but another part of me is 100% :sicko-flipped: ready for it. I even have family that own Tesla’s, but I cannot wait for the hype around these piece of shit cars and this piece of shit fail-son capitalist to die.

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CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]@hexbear.net

16 points

3 years ago

Optimistic of you to think that the hype will die once his shitty cars kill people

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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net

13 points

3 years ago

I think a mass casualty event and dragging multiple scorched/unrecognizable bodies from a tunnel will in fact dampen the mood, yes.

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CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]@hexbear.net

14 points

3 years ago

Consent manufacturing printer go brrr tho

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The_Walkening [none/use name]@hexbear.net

15 points

3 years ago

Honestly they might start doing the “they were no angel” shit for the victims if it happens enough.

“Downtown Austin’s ‘Stone Cold’ loop line experienced a fire today when notorious public urinator John Chudsoy drove a burning Model Y, killing him and his passenger, 3 year old attempted pigtail puller Billy Chudsoy. It’s not known why John Chudsoy failed to keep his vehicle un-ignited.”

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bort_simp_son [she/her]@hexbear.net

8 points

3 years ago

Well it’s a good thing Teslas don’t have a reputation for spontaneously combusting…

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StuporTrooper [he/him]@hexbear.net

13 points

3 years ago

That video gave me so much anxiety. He kept talking about one of the doors being locked but not being told much else. Horrifying to be locked underground in a car.

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