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Honestly they might start doing the “they were no angel” shit for the victims if it happens enough.
“Downtown Austin’s ‘Stone Cold’ loop line experienced a fire today when notorious public urinator John Chudsoy drove a burning Model Y, killing him and his passenger, 3 year old attempted pigtail puller Billy Chudsoy. It’s not known why John Chudsoy failed to keep his vehicle un-ignited.”