So many of these answers are things I’ve done too. Each entry in the thread is like part of a checklist:

Terrible anxiety and can’t talk to people offline (or online usually) + terrible attention span, ✔

Have become entirely unemployable, ✔

Mentally ill dropout, ✔

Low self esteem causing me to sabotage any potential relationship, ✔

One true leftist, ✔

Heroin addict (I’m on subs now), ✔

Once had a psychotic break (though mine was drug induced) and caused irreparable damage to self and relationships, ✔