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Socialists get the Death Note. Capitalists and politicians just start dropping like flies. No one can figure out who’s doing it or how. The person or group responsible seems to know everything, every crime against the people, every state secret. Local politicians and businessmen aren’t safe either, and no nations are exempt. The deaths look natural, or like accidents, but then a statement comes out: “The deaths will continue until the following demands are met” and the demands basically outline worldwide socialism. To drive the point home, a dozen or so of the most hated capitalists around the world are then killed off in a show of power and their crimes published in staggering detail.

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Speed run idea: achieve world communism with least number of names written in the death note

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Do we get a time machine too? The first name I write in the Death Note is going to be Henry Kissinger regardless but I want to go for the speed run victory too

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36 points

Broke: Black book of communism

Woke: Death Note of communism

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Bespoke: Brokeback of communism

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The reason Kissinger is still alive is that someone with a Death Note wrote that he would make a list of all his crimes before dying, and it’s taking years, working day and night.

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Oh good this isn’t just my weeb fantasy, other people think of this too

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