converting to paganism for the pussy is not the craziest thing I’ve seen but it’s up there
Depends on the paganism I guess. Miss me with sacrificing goats to wooden statues, but defending a forest “cuz beside a shitton of scientific evidence of why is good for different reasons, it’s also my religion and if you hurt it I will reignite Notre Dame” is dope.
Hit me with that fucking in fields to make the crops grow and dancing ecstatically around a bonfire. Miss me with that LARPing as a worshipper of god whose rites and priesthood died out thousands of years ago so you just make everything up
Neodruids are similarly weird. Driving to stonehenge and wearing bedsheets… at least they’re part of a community…?