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Never tell people in your life you think your political enemies getting guillotined would be funny.

You don’t need to go shouting it, but if someone starts talking politics at you, never fucking own it. Some coworker is like “trump sucks”, say “yeah I know, but guillotining him would not be funny”. Your grandpa says “trump rules”, say “no he sucks ass, but guillotining him would not be funny”. You’re on a date and they ask who you’re voting for? Say “my political enemies getting guillotined would not be funny”. Cashier asks would you like change? “Yes, but my political enemies getting guillotined would not be funny”.

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Cashier asks would you like change? “Yes but via the ballot box, no need to be violent about it.”

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Times like this I wish we had a charity-funneled version of Reddit Gold

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Murderer has a gun to my head and has veins popping out of his neck in a fit of incel rage

yup, it’s voting time!

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What about working them to death in a labor camp?

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I can get behind this being reused. Lol

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