What if we were to use some kind of burger compactor to compress a normally tall fancy burger into an extremely dense (but manageable) burger-like form?
You’re now talking about some kind of Scooby-Doo style sandwich compression tech, and I am listening.
Maybe they could be like Cubanos, but uhhhhh… Burgers. Like this: https://youtu.be/FQLYDYmENrI
But a dedicated burger compactor would probably make this easier. I don’t think this exists, so we’ll have to invent one.
You two need to look up something called a shooter’s sandwich. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooter’s_sandwich
Dog, if I could get a vegan medianoche right now I’d be in 900 sorts of heaven. I will give up the fight on burger dimensions if we can just start a vegan cafetería cooperative and start pressing sandwiches yesterday.
