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Listen I have a personal vendetta against Disney for ruining Marvel by not including 3-D Man in any of their movies.

It was either VG or Exxon-Bayer but they wouldn’t hire me because I shared an article on facebook years ago that suggested Round-Up (might) give you cancer.

Speaking of Facebook, a quick sidenote: I was there when they fell to Salesforce in the Battle of The Bay Area. It was bleak. The last techbro begged me to give his child his NTFs just before a Teslabot crushed his skull.

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Exxon-Bayer

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Right? DA gang

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Yeah I know Exxon-Bayer gets you like 20 µBTC annually but shit I’m glad I don’t work in that hellhole

Edit: is Teslabot as big in person as it looks in the ads?

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They’re bigger. Weirdly enough their biggest flaw was they could be easily defeated by throwing an orange sized aluminum ball at them.

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