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32 points

Can we go back to settling things in Congress via fist fights like in the 1700s?

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21 points

Who amongst us wouldn’t want to see MTG going at Pelosi with a cane

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19 points

Magic: the Gathering is in Congress?

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25 points

That we’re in an era of supposed “hyper-polarization” but this isn’t happening at all in Congress in the biggest tell there’s absolutely nothing actually at stake for any of these hacks

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9 points

LARPing a civil war

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9 points

Oh there will be a civil war. And they’ll all watch comfortably from the sidelines.

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9 points

I’m pretty sure the fash would lift and the limp libs would curl up and cry for peace while getting kicked in the nads.

Its not like we have any swole commies in congress to crush fash between their thighs.

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31 points

That never worked. The guy who famously got beaten near to death was an abolitionist, and the guys who beat him up were some Southern Honor psychos.

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What about in other nations?

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18 points

I don’t care about the politics, everyone in Washington deserves an ass kicking so critical support to anyone that administers one

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Congress needs enforcers like hockey

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Replace the filibuster with trial by combat. A minority of 40 senators will be able to select a champion among themselves to a swordfight to the death against the majority’s champion.

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11 points

Who was the guy who literally gave his fellow honorable representative the chair like it was WWE Smackdown? Because I definitely remember that story from one of my history courses.

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