Article proceeds to talk about how giving something away for free is a bad thing
:reddit-logo: wants to wring hands about zoning laws
Biden’s at the podium and he rests an elbow on it to be folksy…
“My granddaughter was tellin’ me about the NFTs. And it sounded swell. I don’t don’t know why it’s apes and not bald eagles. Our national bird isn’t apes. Why apes?”
Biden chuckles a little.
“Kids today. I said Flanagan or Finnegan or Hooligan or whatever your name is - I got a plan. The Biden administration is gonna give honest hard-workin’ Americans who qualify the NFT ape that they need because in this difficult time of covid Americans have to have hope. Hope! The BBBN - Build Back Better NFTs will be the homestead act for the 21st century…”