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Only perverts have wifi-enabled bullshit, they like it when they are arbitrary denied things by an inanimate object.

You want coffee, fuck you, coffee maker needs an update.

You want to take a shower, not today, go roll around in a puddle like a dog, shower head can’t connect to wifi.

You want to go inside your own house, nope, you sleep on the lawn now, but the wifi enabled door will let random strangers in becuase of poor security, and all you can do is watch.

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a lot of it is domestic abusers who like the power to monitor their spouse

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“Cuck”-nology. :kelly:

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Open source mesh network wifi switch gang. I can control the speed of my fan without getting up like the lazy bitch I am

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Is it an intranet? Cause I really want to set something like that up but most of the IOT devices require actual internet connection as far as I can tell.

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Its a separate mesh network that is on its own frequency so it doesn’t interfere with wifi. Is directly hooked into a router so we can use our phones to fuck with it. Idk why you’d want smart anything outside of lights and fans. Maybe something that pings your phone when the drier goes off or something

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