I can only ever think of this Eddie Izzard bit from Glorious

But in the ‘50s, she was quite sexy, in a sort of not-terribly-sexy kind of way. But in a “use your imagination and you can probably get there” type of way. “Hey, fancy the Queen! Got a picture of the Queen on my locker door, fancy her! Shag the Queen! Hey Queen, let’s give a big tonguey kiss!”