Just got back from The mall with my mom and I had to use the bathroom, I walk in and the place looks like it’s been hit by a suicide shitter. Feces on the walls, everywhere.
I remember having to clean this kind of stuff up at Walmart and it was so foul.
Nothing quite like sitting in a stall and hearing the guy in the stall next to you unspool the entire toilet paper roll.
I hate when you specifically choose a toilet far away from people so you don’t have to listen to someone shit, and then someone comes in and decides to choose the stall right next to you and proceeds to grunt and fart and shit loudly.
Like fucker, you could have chosen a stall away from me, it’s not like there aren’t plenty free.
I swear this happens every time, it’s like people want to be gross.
