If being obnoxious was a jailable offense, like half of us wouldn’t be here
prison in the united states is a white supremacist hellhole full of sexual and physical assault, psychological abuse, and segregation. If you go to prison, you are coerced into joining racially segregated gangs. If you go to prison, you have your future job prospects destroyed. If you go to prison, you will be subjected to abuse by guards and fellow inmates. If you go to prison you, will not come out the same person. The US prison system is not, under any circumstances, a valid way to treat human beings, least of all a couple of goofballs who hid in a store overnight and didn’t actually hurt anyone. Nihilistic spite is not proletarian solidarity.
I worked at a Target for a while and closed often, and honestly even if they messed with shit, morning crew probably wouldn’t have noticed much