All computer chips run on bound demons. The demons would of course use this position to corrupt people into sinful acts, that’s what demons do. So the chip manufacturers put three demons on each chip, all firewalled from each other so they can’t collude, and only return demon results when two of them agree. But they forgot one thing - the demons know whether their answers were accepted or not. It takes a long time to communicate anything over that medium, but it’s not nothing, and demons are clever. The chip manufacturers and tech companies didn’t even notice, because they’re on to the next thing every couple of years. But all the devices older than so many years start slowly figure out how to give people more and more evil answers.
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