I don’t plan on taking it as a serious source of life advice, and I imagine there’s a lot I can safely skip, but there’s gotta be some good stories in there right? Must be a reason it’s so popular?
Reading the old testament is only for masochists that read The Silmarillion and think "yeah, but what if I could have this with none of the redeeming qualities? "
All nerds belong in the gulag, no exceptions