I want to say “I’m not even mad, that’s just amazing a dude malded so hard his first instinct was to go to a museum and smash irreplaceable and priceless pieces of history” but pieces of priceless and irreplaceable history were broken by a dipshit who could’ve just gone to a kohl’s and had an even better time rampaging through their ceramic dishes section.
She must’ve told him his dick was small as a greek statue’s
Small penis in anciet Greek culture was actually a positive trait associated with those of scholars, Wiseman, great philosopher kings, etc.