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:grillman: just runnin around licking doorknobs and rubbing themselves on monkeys

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Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

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ugh I miss pre covid :(

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Carrying pale, sickly toddlers around while they cough in every object in their sights like an electronic turret

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Seriously. I lived with my sister and her kids for a bit and constantly has a low-grade cold.

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But no, no reason to keep the schools closed or even enforce social distancing…

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A toddler’s wet cough triggers a fight or flight response in me.

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This is what happens when there are no extended families and nobody can afford a babysitter

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