I don’t even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I’m in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you’d take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I’m getting wet and rich.

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lol, y’know what, I’m glad (not really) that climate change is going to end civilization before I have to live in this vision of the future :anprim-pat:

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It’s ok, everyone goes through a denial phase.

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That’s optimistic to assume this won’t happen while coastlines are being consumed by the ocean like they were Atlantis.

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