Lmao, owned.
Have you tried HHC or Delta 8? Could do the trick. You should be able to order HHC online, it’s pretty dirt cheap from pleasent valley farmacy, last I checked it was like 15 bucks for a gram of concentrate. Then if you buy some hemp plant that’s high in CBD, you can combine them and basically get something super similar to a normal weed high
Edit: I bought some of these, like 3 of them. They’re good, and 20 dollars a pop. If you don’t smoke massive amounts it will last you a very long time https://www.pleasantvalleyfarmacy.com/products/1ml-hhc-carts-510-thread
Also, I’d recommend picking up a battery for these with a hit timer on it, helps massively with dosing. I had it to where I was able to get an extremely predictable high by doing a single hit of 1.9 seconds at 10W I believe. If I wanted to get blasted, 2.5 seconds. More than that and I needed to lay down.
