Anyone see that subset of white blokes who (seemingly in response to the stereotype about white folks and ) demand everything they eat is as spicy as possible and constantly insists that they don’t find it hot even as their face turns redder as they eat?

I was like this when I was 14 but i don’t think I ever put on the facade that the food wasn’t hot - I just liked getting extra hot basting at Nandos and then would sweat like a moron in front of my friends because it tasted good
Now i’m 30 and a fat fuck and sweat from anxiety, so i’ll never do that shit again

Edit: On reflection, I definitely did on multiple occasions say “nah it’s not that hot”. At least I didn’t start doing spicy wing challenges and eating ghost peppers :shrug-outta-hecks: