My coworker was telling me how well Jerry Maguire stands up today and I forced myself to remember the major beats of that piece of shit:

  1. Big company bad and evil; small start up good and pure.

  2. Being principled always pays off in the end.

  3. Everyone can make it if they try hard, believe in themselves, and believe in each other.

  4. We can have perfect interpersonal relations if we just learn to balance work and life appropriately, and it’s up to us to accept that challenge.

Fuck this movie. More importantly fuck people who like this movie. Jerry would have turned out just like his old firm buddies (even if the major plot points largely stay the same). Everyone in this movie is actively trying to exploit each other in the beginning. And even though it’s totally inconsequential to how bad these people are in their shitty lives, if you ask me the most unbelievable part is when Jerry and Bridget Jones get back together at the end.

Not buying it.

Tell me about the shitty liberal movies that are renting space in your head.

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Can we call Legend of Korra a movie for the purposes of this thread?

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I love how basically the first scene of the show is a guy in a park saying “I’m tired of being oppressed by all the magic users in this city” and our main character, the most powerful magic user of all, beats him up with magic. And keep in mind that both the city government and police force are made up entirely of magic users. Amon was right, Zaheer was completely right.

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also one of the guys we’re supposed to feel bad for having his magic taken away is a mobster who sets fire to people for fun and until it happens he keeps yelling about setting fire to people.

not sure why the audience was expected to think there’s a man who should have power over fire

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I guess the point is that bending is sort of a deep intristic part of a person. Taking someone’s connection to the element is like chemically castrating a person.

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And it’s extra frustrating because the first show was a story about anti-imperialism

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Don’t take my magic powers away! Something something culture something something spirituality plus then I’ll just be a regular nonmagic person! The horror!

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commits false flag terrorist attack on cities

furthers ethnic tensions

sells weapons to government in response to terrorist attacks

gets found out and imprisoned

prison is low security with luxury amenities

not the bad guy, just a comic relief side character

main characters only mad for a few seconds

marries submissive secretary

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Goes deeper than that. Korra’s a cop, bender supremacy is upheld, bourgeois democracy is the only acceptable form of political organization, and in season 4 the airbenders are basically the CIA.

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11 points

Everything there is right besides the last part. zhuli is clearly the dom of the relationship. by the end at least. Boy couldn’t top a carousel

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