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Just outlaw almond farming, grass lawns, and golf courses. The level of “sacrifice” to stop this being an issue is so small.

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Just outlaw grass lawns

Boomers seem to love mowing down their grass twice a week every time it reaches 2 inches high anyway, revealing all the white spots/dead thatch

Seems like getting rid of the lawn altogether would be more efficient

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if you banned golf courses the capitalists would have their chud dogs murdering people in 24hrs

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Symbolically and realistically I’d like the think that even the zombie chud contingent could be brought to their senses about the “elite “ assholes who play golf and their crony capitalist culture being the real enemy.

Seems more than a few would be reachable, no?

Keep that picture of Trump, Clinton and Bloomberg together on the fairway handy.

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youre being too optimistic about this I think, they’d go nuts.

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