You and me are the only posters on Hexbear. Your account is the only one that I don’t own. I have to spend every waking and sleeping hour posting so that you think this website has real people. I am both sides of every struggle session

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17 points

Yeah that makes sense, you’ve been stretched thin lately and the quality is going down.

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10 points

look the paycheck just isnt what it used to be, inflation and all that. my overseers in the bureau wont let me stop though

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Yeah for instance it was a lot of hard work when you (which is me) made this post and then I (as me) posted a reply and then I (as you) posted a reply to that reply. The bureau doesn’t recognize that dedication, which is exactly why you (ie me) made this post to shame them.

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I’ve been trying to train a markov bot to lighten the workload, but it keeps shitting out rants about john kerry being a vegan outdoor cat and they’re filled with transphobic slurs

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What? The posts since yesterday has been insanely high quality. Not saying it wasn’t before.

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3 points

The past 24 hours are like cheating tho

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