The podcast Boonta Vista sometimes reads lists of Distinctly American Names and it rules
They’re not always civil war ass Phineas Hitchcock or Thelonious Fuller but they always sound american somehow
They seem to have very low standards for what makes a ridiculous American name
Probably because they’re not american. I hear about people named Dick and Randy every day so those don’t faze me, but a normal English name like Reginald sounds goofy to me.
Yesterday I signed papers with a customer named Ramiro Ramirez [lastname]
I’m sorry but repeated name roots don’t do it for me, this shit ain’t hittin’ me, i need something harder :peterson-pill-dinner:
