It’s so obnoxiously narcissistic. “Oh, I am so above the unwashed normal people. I am not stupid, like a commoner. I’m the special superior chosen one. The main character. Me me me!”

No you aren’t, nerd. You’re an egotistical asshole.

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Girl at the dog park told me her dog is the main character and she is the npc.

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Those sorts of people are supposed to get cats. Dogs are natural masochists and live to serve.

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tell my dog that she barks if I work past 5pm instead of paying her attention

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You’re not dominant enough. Get a cat.

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My cat does the same. She meows loudly if we aren’t in our home office on time, and if we aren’t upstairs at quitting time.

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19 points

Found the one acceptable use case

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lmfao

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The only time I will accept the term. All hail our dog overlords :swole-doge:

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There’s a reasonably well grounded hypothesis that dogs and humans mutually domesticated each other. And there’s another theory that rather than humans domesticating cats cats domesticated us.

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