It’s so obnoxiously narcissistic. “Oh, I am so above the unwashed normal people. I am not stupid, like a commoner. I’m the special superior chosen one. The main character. Me me me!”

No you aren’t, nerd. You’re an egotistical asshole.

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It’s called a bidet and it is awesome

:party-cat:

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Bidet sounds French and therefore using one makes you gay. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

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every aspect of that might be very dumb but at least it’s anti-French C-

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Those are great, but I’m assuming the people in question here don’t like the idea of that either

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