Slept with one on and I had to get up to pee like a zillion times. Took it off part way through the night and then didn’t need to go again. What the fuck

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They feel like a small person was unhappy with me but then fell asleep halfway to choking me out

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"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. "

-Mitch Hedberg

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